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  • Me: Probably shouldn't have used heel crack lotion on my open wound
  • Michael: OMG HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE AFTER 22 YEARS
We know nothing of tomorrow; our business is to be good and happy today
Sydney Smith

KIMBRA I WANT TO PUT YOU IN MY POCKET AND KEEP YOU THERE FOREVER

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ricepilaf:

Splurged on a winery tour with Danielle aka “Canada,” but made a priceless friend in Beryl. She “loved the way Oregon talks” and I felt the same about her. This resulted in an open invite, “Just off the M6 take exit 23 and it’s the third house from the end.” if I’m ever in England, I’ll be there with bells on. Even though I was warned there could be no hanky panky.

Miss you Beryl!

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A haiku

edman:

My bed is so warm
And my apartment is cold
Nothing will get done

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